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    What Are Some Very Funny Jokes?

    Looking for the best jokes ever? Keep reading to find that one joke that will make anyone laugh.

    Yes, humor is subjective and everyone finds different jokes funny or not funny. From simple jokes to dad jokes to off-color jokes to jokes that don’t even make sense, humor is here to entertain us all according to our own sense of it. 

    However, even while different people have different tastes, there are some jokes that can make just about anyone laugh. Just about. The following is a collection of jokes that have lasted a long time and withstood the test of time. Chances are high that you’ll find at least one of these jokes funny. If you don’t, then share with us the jokes that make you laugh and we might add them to future collections.

    Turtle Speed

    A turtle is crossing the street when two snails mug him. When the cops arrive, they ask him what happened. The turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”

    Blonde Oxygen

    A science professor teaches her students about oxygen. “Discovered in 1773, oxygen is essential for breathing and living.” A blonde student exclaims, “Good thing I was born after 1773, or I would have died!”

    Beat It

    Two eggs, a sausage, and a bagel walk into a bar. “Bartender, give us your best drink,” says the bagel. “Sorry,” the bartender replies. “We don’t serve breakfast.”

    24-hour Emergency

    A doctor urgently contacts one of his patients. “I have some bad news and some even worse news.” The patient replies, “Okay… give me the bad news first.” “You only have 24 hours left to live.” “What news could be worse than that?” “I have been trying to reach you since yesterday.”

    Don’t Have A Cow

    Two cows were hanging out in the field. One cow asks, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease going around?” “Yup,” says the other cow. “It’s a good thing I’m a penguin.”

    Identity Problems

    “Honey, your father has been living with us for more than 20 years,” says the husband. “I think it’s time he gets his own place.” “My father?” replies the wife. “I thought he was your father.”

    Hunting Grounds

    Two friends go hunting together and one of them collapses. His friend frantically calls 911. “Help! I think my friend is dead!” he screams. “What do I do?!” The operator says, “Ok, calm down. First, make sure he’s dead.” After a moment of silence, the operator hears a shot. Back on the call, the friend says, “Okay, now what?”

    Just Desserts

    A married couple goes to a party where they’re serving a buffet. After watching her husband repeatedly serve himself, she scolds him. “That’s the fifth time you’ve gone back for food. What will our friends think? Aren’t you embarrassed?” “Why would I be embarrassed?” replies her husband. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”

    Spin the Bottle

    When I was a kid, all my friends played a game called spin the bottle. It was simple: a girl would spin the bottle and if it pointed at you when it stopped, the girl could either kiss you or give you a nickel. I was very lucky because the bottle always landed on me. And that’s how I was able to buy my own house by the time I was 14.

    Unfortunate Teller

    A frog meets with a psychic who tells him his fortune. “You’ll meet a beautiful young girl who will come to know everything about you. She’ll hold you like no one before and take your breath away.” “These are wonderful news!” the frog replies. “Where will I meet her? At a party?” “No,” says the psychic, “in her biology class.”

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